abandon hope, all ye who pitch (or tender) round here

It’s slowly dawning on me that it’s not just the large-ish integrated agencies I used to work for that get seriously messed about in tenders and pitches by clients.  Every agency I go into seems to be in the throes of some kind of new business related angst.  Take, for example: The client’s tender where … Continue reading abandon hope, all ye who pitch (or tender) round here

when the brief is more away-with-the-fairies than ‘challenging’

We’ve all been there at one time or another.  The client pitch brief that asserts their ambition for the brand to be seen as the country’s leading X or most aspirational Y.  When you know full well that the brand has more baggage than Terminal 5 on a BA strike day, is right up there … Continue reading when the brief is more away-with-the-fairies than ‘challenging’

Client quotes of the day

feedback on creative brief sent over for client approval: “it shouldn’t say anything in Tone of Voice as the character won’t actually be speaking” re: brand launch campaign: us: “and of course digital will be very important” client: “yes and I’d like a website too” sigh…

Harder, better, faster, stronger

by gaptone on flickr Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger is my predication for what AgencyLife is going to be like – no, HAS to be like - if the industry is to adapt to the realities of life in 2010. Harder After 2009’s redundancies and cost cutting, there will be less people around to do more … Continue reading Harder, better, faster, stronger

Clients – can’t live with (some of) them, can’t push them off a cliff

Following a few rather trying client meetings recently, I went home and unburdened myself to my aforementioned lifetime-in-retail Dad.  He talked me down from my slightly hysterical state by saying that the way he’d always seen it, in retail it was all really a game and in the end (no matter how difficult the customer), … Continue reading Clients – can’t live with (some of) them, can’t push them off a cliff

never mind the groups, what about the catering?

I was at a viewing facility on Monday evening where they seemed to be hell bent on fulfilling their duty of care to clients and moderators in making sure we were looking after ourselves properly.  As well as the usual fruit basket and fridges filled with water, Coke and Red Bull, they offered fruit juices and no less … Continue reading never mind the groups, what about the catering?

a brief message for European marketing directors

I seem to have spent a fair chunk of the last four years engaged in indirect battles with the marketing directors of the European parent companies of some of my UK clients.  On the off-chance that any of that illustrious group are reading this, you are (indirectly) paying my agency a lot of money based on … Continue reading a brief message for European marketing directors