Just another day-in-the-made-up-life

Without wanting to sound like Little Miss Negativity, I’m getting a bit sick of all of these unreal day-in-the-life ads that have been popping up recently. Because obviously, Miss Consumer must so naïve that she’ll buy into not-quite-real diaries and photoshoots, where they just happen to mention how fabulous product X is. The Schwarzkopf Live … Continue reading Just another day-in-the-made-up-life

Clients – can’t live with (some of) them, can’t push them off a cliff

Following a few rather trying client meetings recently, I went home and unburdened myself to my aforementioned lifetime-in-retail Dad.  He talked me down from my slightly hysterical state by saying that the way he’d always seen it, in retail it was all really a game and in the end (no matter how difficult the customer), … Continue reading Clients – can’t live with (some of) them, can’t push them off a cliff

never mind the groups, what about the catering?

I was at a viewing facility on Monday evening where they seemed to be hell bent on fulfilling their duty of care to clients and moderators in making sure we were looking after ourselves properly.  As well as the usual fruit basket and fridges filled with water, Coke and Red Bull, they offered fruit juices and no less … Continue reading never mind the groups, what about the catering?

a brief message for European marketing directors

I seem to have spent a fair chunk of the last four years engaged in indirect battles with the marketing directors of the European parent companies of some of my UK clients.  On the off-chance that any of that illustrious group are reading this, you are (indirectly) paying my agency a lot of money based on … Continue reading a brief message for European marketing directors

newsflash – my dinner party survey shows social technologies NOT mainstream in UK yet

Just in case you were under the impression that everyone in the UK with a degree and an internet connection must surely ‘get’ social media, I had a very enlightening conversation with a bunch of (normal, female, early thirties) accountants at a dinner party last Saturday night. They asked me to explain what ‘blogging’ was, … Continue reading newsflash – my dinner party survey shows social technologies NOT mainstream in UK yet

10 things I still don’t understand about agency life

1. Why do clients only have emergencies at 5pm when you were planning to leave on time that day? 2. With enough denim around the average agency to stage a rodeo, whatever happened to the Working Wardrobe? 3. Why are the majority of staff in every agency aged under 35? 4. Whatever happened to the … Continue reading 10 things I still don’t understand about agency life