(mostly nicked from the worrylingly realistic e)
Q How many Creatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
“I’m not changing a f***ing thing”
Q How many Account Directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
“How many would the client like it to take?”
Q How many PR execs does it take to change a lightbulb?
“Lets discuss it over lunch”
Q How many Planners does it take to change a lightbulb?
“How does the lightbulb feel about being changed?”